Spring 2014.....

We are the Treble Clef Singers and we have brought along our one Bass,

Layne who we will hear from later.  

We have prepared a fun and silly spring program for you. 

 My job is to tell the bad jokes;  your job is to laugh.

Narrator:  Melinda Hedges
(and author of the jokes)

"Why did the goat eat the lamp?'

'He wanted a light snack.'

Sit back relax and laugh with us while we have a little fun with 

Comedy Tonight. 

"What has teeth but never goes to a dentist?"

'a Comb'

 Now here is Carol Wintersteen singing:

"MY FAVORITE THINGS"

"Where do weeds stand and wait?'

'In Dandy lines'

It is a beautiful time of year with all the spring flowers.  

Anyone who lived through the 1950s knows this one,

so sing along with us as we sing:

 "SWEET VIOLETS"

 


"What flowers only bloom when it is light out?"

'Day-sies'

For those of you who like a high-brow song,

this one is for you.

From the HMS Pinafore, Mary will sing:

"FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN THE SPRING"

"Achoo !!!!!"

"What did one eye say to the other eye?"

'Something between us smells'

Next, is a song about a little worm.

"THE LITTLE WORM"

"What do you call an insect that talks a lot

and then turns into a moth?"

'A Chatter-pillar'

Speaking of digging it up, here is Layne Galbraith

explaining his genealogy in

"I AM MY OWN GRANDPA"

Let's see if we can help him figure it out.

 

"Guess what I found when I traced y family tree?"

'Termites'

For any of you who like old time religion,

this one is for you.

"THE PREACHER AND THE BEAR"

"Why did the computer go to the eye doctor?"

'To improve his 'web-sight'

We are having so much fun;

here is the Readers Digest version

of the Old Testament.

"MALARKEY SUNDAY SCHOOL BIBLE STORIES"

Back row:  Anadeane Galbraith, Carol Phelps, Mary Mowry
Front row:  Melinda Hedges, Yvonne Yarros, Sandy Fisher
 
Back row:  Sharon Elison, Mary Ellen Grobe, Carol Wintersteen
Lynette Brady, Chele Howell, Jodell Faris

Thanks to Helen for accompaniment on the

Ukulele and on the piano.

"How many church ladies does it take

to change a light bulb?"  '4'

"1 to give the opening prayer,
1 to change the lightbulb,
 1 to give the closing prayer and

1 to bring refreshments!"

The Beatles called this song "When I'm Sixty-Four"

Since several of us are that age or older

we changed it to 

"WHEN I'M NINETY FOUR"
 

We have had a lot of fun with you today.

In conclusion we will be singing

"I LOVE TO LAUGH"

from the movie Mary Poppins.

Sing with us!

"What make-up does Mary Poppins wear?"

'Super-cali-fraga-lipstick'

Thanks so Bonnie Capell our director!
We appreciate all her hard work for many, many years.